THE REAL AMERICANS
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SYNOPSIS
The Real Americans is a gritty animated comedy about a heavily-armed, conviction-fueled trailer-park family of Roughneck Acres — a nowhere town that becomes Earth's last line of defense against a Martian Invasion. Also known as The Badgers.
MEET THE BADGERS
The family that fights together, survives together. Scroll to meet each member.
Coodles
Sweet smile, dead eyes, danger kink. Treats every Martian firefight like it's content for her nonexistent TikTok channel. She's a natural-born assassin with the attention span of a teenager, which is exactly as terrifying as it sounds.
Jimbo Jr
The reluctant leader. Smart enough to see disaster coming, unlucky enough to be related to everyone causing it. His dream is to just keep the family alive, which in this galactic clusterfuck basically makes him a hero. The last sane man in a family of live grenades.
Jimbob
Built like a tank, thinks like a toaster. A fearless mechanic who puts rocket launchers on lawnmowers and calls it "innovation." His solution to every problem is "make it explode bigger." He's the family's muscle and disaster artist.
Granny Betty
Granny Betty is the Badger family matriarch and owner of Betty's Bar, the trailer-park saloon that doubles as war room and bomb factory. She's equal parts warm grandmother and unhinged bouncer, just as likely to serve chili as she is to upside your head with a wrench.
Pappy Merle
Moonshine brewer. Self-proclaimed Martian abductee. Wears a sack over his head because "you don't wanna see what they did to my gorgeous face." His moonshine doubles as napalm, and he's always one swig away from cracking the whole conspiracy wide open.
Pete Perez
Adopted sister. Weapons genius. Permanently pissed off. Pete trusts guns more than people and fixes both by hitting them harder. Ride-or-die Badger, unless she's busy fighting with her on-again, off-again Martian ex.
Susan
Martian defector with a liquor bottle lodged in his brain. Sometimes the team's secret weapon, sometimes their biggest mistake. Nobody, including Susan, knows which version is showing up today.
Tiberius Zorillo
A genetically engineered skunk and failed Martian experiment. Genius tactician, poet, and walking war crime. Looks adorable. Smells like the end of the world.
THE WORLD
Key Locations & Battlegrounds
Betty's Bar
The Badger family's trailer-park saloon. Part watering hole, part war room, part bomb factory. If the chili doesn't kill you, Granny Betty might.
Roughneck Acres
A nowhere town of trailers, junk yards, and broken dreams. Population: stubborn. Now humanity's unlikely last stand against the Martian invasion.
The Martian Front
Where alien tech meets redneck ingenuity. The battlefield where moonshine-powered weapons go head-to-head with interplanetary war machines.
